Dear Dr. Smartypants,

I have a serious problem with my pets. What should I do?

Signed,
Unhappy

Dear Unhappy,

You certainly do have a problem. One should never, ever keep a pure-bred Leaning Telly in the same household with a South-African Yellow Bulb, as the two are natural enemies. Undoubtedly your Creeping Receiver feels caught in the middle. Find a new home for at least two of them.

Dr. Smartypants

[ Kory Heath ]