Dear Dr. Smartypants,

I have a serious problem with my pets. What should I do?

Signed,
Unhappy

Dear Unhappy,

The only potential pet I see in your photo is the dead fly immediately to the left of you. It seems fine. You will have to be more specific about the problem you are having. You may be suffering from a free-floating anxiety, in which case the fly is not at fault.

Hang in there,
Dr. Smartypants

[ Chris Welsh ]