Scene, The Whitehouse
President Bush: "I'm a Happy Banana, la la la la!"
Dick Cheney: "I'm a Smiling Cloud, yakety-schmakety batch!"
Paul Wolfowitz: "I'm a Distant Pine Tree, boing skreeee wobwobwobwob!"

<CNN voice> "Killing of mutated Iraqis continued for the fourth straight day today, as..."