MR. CAR: "Howdy Mr. Traffic Signal. How are you? You don't look so good. You're all bendy."
MR. TRAFFIC SIGNAL: "Well, Mr. Car, Buggy's been bending my ear again."

BUG: "Small minded cretins! How shall meaningless items like them be permitted to exist in the new order I contemplate? They will be the bugs and I the mechanism, in the fullness of time, yes. One shall be made into a car-cuber, and the other into a traffic-signal-cuber. Heh-heh-heh. How ironic. How delicious. How cru-el. Only one thing could improve this plan. I think I shall go tell that oafish signal! He can't escape!"

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