"I can't believe I'm fuckin' going out with Kory. Oh God, why did I agree to this? I wonder if it's too late to bail. Oh, jeez. People are gonna see me... Maybe I can pretend to throw up or something. If I have to hear about his giant brain one more time, I will throw up. If only he'd just die or something. Come on, God, come through for a girl. Just make him die all of the sudden."