Nobody texts you;
Email’s a chore;
Tinder rejects you;
And Discord’s a bore.
Poker’s not lawful;
Twitter’s a jerk;
Facebook’s awful;
You might as well work.
—Kory Heath (with apologies to Dorothy Parker)
Nobody texts you;
Email’s a chore;
Tinder rejects you;
And Discord’s a bore.
Poker’s not lawful;
Twitter’s a jerk;
Facebook’s awful;
You might as well work.
—Kory Heath (with apologies to Dorothy Parker)