Slow Internet Day

Nobody texts you;
Email’s a chore;
Tinder rejects you;
And Discord’s a bore.
Poker’s not lawful;
Twitter’s a jerk;
Facebook’s awful;
You might as well work.

—Kory Heath (with apologies to Dorothy Parker)

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